2009-01-18

NSFW - Today's safety lesson....

Normally, I do not pass along e-mail spam, but this is deathly important, and I think it is of dire importance for all to hear this valuable saftely lesson:



N-E-V-E-R urinate on a 220 watt 3 phase electric fence!


WARNING!


Please swallow all liquids before clicking the link.
Only do so if you have a strong constitution.
You've been warned.


>>> LINK <<<


ZOINKS!

6 comments:

Cora said...

I'll never attend another weenie roast. NEVER. I swear.

So, what did they do for Mr Electric Fence Genius anyway?! I mean, seriously, can they do penis transplants? And, if they can, would anyone really want them to? Wouldn't you always kind of look down suspiciously and wonder where it had been?

Or could they give him a bionic penis?! THAT I would like to see. Shut up.

Or, alas, did Mr Electric Fence Genius become a lass?

Scope said...

I have no further information on this story. I just got it via email from an uncle. Nor do I want any further info, to be honest. That image will HAUNT ME to the end of my days. At least you were warned. I opened an email and BAM!

I would imagine, however, they simply, nipped it in the bud, so to speak. While he could use it for the relief, he would most likely not be able to use it to reproduce. And that's probably a good thing, too.

I doubt this woul lead to the "High Vagina" Poobomber was speaking of last week.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

OMG OMG OMG OMG- I am so glad I don't not have one of those-especially after seeing that!!Seriously how long did you hold your legs together for after seeing that for the first time???

Reaally gives new meaning to the term...smokin'my meat...owwwwch!

Scope said...

Yeah, I don't think I'll be eating a local treat around here called, the "Char Dog" it you know what I mean.

Shana said...

Well, the picture is one of those.. hmmmm, that-can't-be-real kind of dealies, then you kind of lean in closer to the monitor with squinty eyes, thinking, well maybe it is... and if it is.... then MAN THAT MUST HAVE HURT !!!!

Thanks for the visit. Please come back again!!!!!!

I like checking out new people!!

Shana

Alex Galvez said...

AWESOME POST!!!!! Well thought out and funny. P.S. Thanks for including Larry Bird....a personal idol!! I Nominate this for post of the month!!