2009-01-30

Breaking News...

Barack Hussein Obama IISpringfield, IL - In what they are calling a "preemptive strike" federal authorities have just indicted Illinois' new governor, Pat Quinn.

A spokesman for the FBI. Was quoted, "It's only a matter of time. How clean can any high ranking Illinois politician be?" He then shot a furtive glance at the newly hung picture of the 44th President of the United States before stammering out a quick, "Well, umm, I mean..."

5 comments:

Candy's daily Dandy said...

It's a which hunt, I say!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Can I get a harumph?

Gwen said...

Funny!

Morgan the Muse said...

That, is so very true.

Cora said...

Never a dull moment in Illinois, hmm?