2009-01-30

Breaking News...

Barack Hussein Obama IISpringfield, IL - In what they are calling a "preemptive strike" federal authorities have just indicted Illinois' new governor, Pat Quinn.

A spokesman for the FBI. Was quoted, "It's only a matter of time. How clean can any high ranking Illinois politician be?" He then shot a furtive glance at the newly hung picture of the 44th President of the United States before stammering out a quick, "Well, umm, I mean..."