Springfield, IL - In what they are calling a "preemptive strike" federal authorities have just indicted Illinois' new governor, Pat Quinn.A spokesman for the FBI. Was quoted, "It's only a matter of time. How clean can any high ranking Illinois politician be?" He then shot a furtive glance at the newly hung picture of the 44th President of the United States before stammering out a quick, "Well, umm, I mean..."
5 comments:
It's a which hunt, I say!
Can I get a harumph?
Funny!
That, is so very true.
Never a dull moment in Illinois, hmm?
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